THE DIFERENCE




THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN AN ALCOHOLIC AND A DRUNK IS EASY TO DISTINGUISH. FOR EXAMPLE:


AN ALCOHOLIC CONSIDERS DRINKING A DISEASE, A DRUNK CONSIDERS IT A HOBIE.

AN ALCOHOLIC GOES TO MEETINGS, A DRUNK DOESN'T.

AN ALCOHOLIC WANTS TO QUIT DRINKING, A DRUNK DOESN'T.

AN ALCOHOLIC SAYS GIVE ME ONE MORE, A DRUNK SAYS GIVE ME ALL OF EM.

AN ALCOHOLIC MIGHT SPILL HIS BEER BUT A DRUNK WOULD NEVER SPILL HIS BEER.

A ALCOHOLIC MAY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THINK ABOUT DRINKING, BUT THE DRUNK WAS UP ALL NIGHT DOING IT.

BY THE WAY IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, IM A SOCIAL DRINKER, ITS JUST THAT I DO A LOT OF SOCIALIZING !




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