A BIKER SHOULD SMELL LIKE CIGS, BEER, OIL, AND EXAUST NOT LIKE OLD SPICE!
I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BUT BY GOD...I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR DAUGHTER.
WHEN SOMEONE PISSES YOU OFF IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES IN YOUR FACE TO FROWN, BUT IT ONLY TAKES 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND YOUR ARM AND BITCH-SLAP THE MOTHERFUCKER UPSIDE THE HEAD.
WHAT DOES A HARLEY AND A HOOVER HAVE INCOMMON?..........THE POSITION OF THE DIRTBAG.
HARLEY DAVIDSON,... MILWAKEE VIBRATOR....... WHATS THE DAMN DIFERENCE?
ONLY A BIKER UNDERSTANDS WHY DOGS LIKE STICKING THEIR HEADS OUT CAR WINDOWS.
WHAT DOES A HARLEY AND A DOG HAVE IN COMMON?........THEY BOTH SPEND ALOT OF TIME IN THE BED OF A TRUCK.
THIS AINT BERGER KING, SO YOU DONT GET IT YOUR WAY, YOU GET IT MY WAY, OR ITS NO WAY!
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS WHAT KIND OF BUG IT IS BY THE TASTE.
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS THE TAST OF HIS SCOOTERS OIL.
WHERE EVER MY SCOOTER SITS LONG ENOUGH TO DRIP OIL, I CALL HOME.
HARLEYS DONT VIBRATE!
A HARLEY DONT LEAK OIL, IT MARKS ITS SPOT.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BIKER AND A MOTORCYCALIST IS A MOTORCYCALIST PICS A PLACE TO GO, A BIKER PICS A DIRECTION TO GO.
THE LOUDER THE PIPES, THE SAFER YOU ARE!
IT'S EASIER TO SHARE A BED WITH A WOMAN THAN TO SHARE A SADLE.
A REAL BIKER KICKS HIS HORSE.
IF YOU SWALLOW A BEE OR GET A ROCK IN THE EYE, DONT FEEK OUT AND LAY IT DOWN, TAKE THE PAIN AND PULL OVER!
NEVER FORGET TO DO REGULAR MAINTENANCE ON YOUR HORSE, ITS YOUR FAMILY AND ITS WHAT GETS YOU AROUND.
ALWAYSE PULL YOUR BIKE BACK WHEEL TO THE CURB, CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.
IF YOU FLY COLLORS, NEVER LET THEM HIT THE GROUND!
IF IT TAKES MORE THAN THREE BOLTS TO HOLD IT ON, YOU NEED IT! IF IT HAS LESS CHOP IT!
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A JAP PICE OF SHIT BETWEEN THESE THIGHS!
FTW-FOREVER TWO WHEELS.
EAT AT SMALL LIL CAFES AND HOLE IN THE WALL RESTURAUNT, THE FOOD IS USUALY GOOD AND ITS NOT CROWDED OR TOO EXPENSIVE.
RIDE SLOW, TAKE IN THE SCENERY AND RELAX, UNLES THERS BUISNESS TO TAKE CARE OF OR SOMETHINGS WRONG THEN MAKE THAT HORSE RUN.
DONT MAKE YOUR SCOOTER SING TILL IT HAS WARMED UP.
A SCOOTER LOOKS GOOD ON THE HIGHWAY, BUT IT SINGS BEST ON A COUNTRY BACK ROAD.
REAL BIKERS SLEEP UNDER THE STARS, AND KEEP ONE HAND THROUGH THEIR SPOKES.
IF YOU HAVE TO SLEEP AT A MOTEL, PULL YOUR BIKE IN THE ROOM WITH THE MOTOR OFF, SO YOU DONT START SHIT.
THERES NOTHING LIKE WAKING UP FROM THE GLAIR OF THE SUN ON CROME.
WHEN YOU PULL UP NEXT TO A SOCKER MOM IN A MINI VAN OR SUV, LOOK OVER AND SNARL AT HER JUST FOR FUN.
ITS NOT STUPID OR PUSSYISH TO HANG A BELL UNDER YOUR SCOOTER.
IF YOUR IN A HURRY, DONT FOLLOW A BIKER!
CONCHOS & BOOT CHAINS ON RIGHT FOOT MEANS SINGLE, NONE MEANS MARIED.
BE CEARFUL WHO YOU SHOW OFF TO, THEY MIGHT HAVE MORE CC'S THAN YOU.
JUST BECAUSE ITS OLD, DOESNT MEAN ITS SLOW!
TAKE THE BACK ROADS, IT MIGHT BE LONGER AND TAKE MORE GAS BUT ITS WORTH IT.
IF YOU FORGET WHAT YOUR DOING OUT THERE ON THE ROAD ON TWO WHEELS, STOP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, SIT DOWN AND LOOK AWAY FROM THE ROAD AND THINK.... IT WILL COME BACK TO YA.
